Dishwashers, Materialism, and the State of Things

I'm not sure what this says about me.

At 47, I just bought my first dishwashing machine.

First one I've owned.

First one I've had, in my home,

. . . as an adult.

Not sure what this says about me,

other'n that I've never had a dishwashing machine, as an adult.

Now, I try real hard not to put too much stock

into material things.

But I guess I can admit

that I am happy to have a dishwasher in my home,

which is NOT named "Rightie," or "Lefty."

I am not sure what that says about me.