Get A Load of this Beady-eyed Jackboot

I hope Puddin'-Tips Ronnie DeSantis enjoys having El Drumpfo mop the floor with his beady-eyed face in the GOP primary. The Cult of Personality has made its choice and DeSantis ain't it. In order to pry the GOP from the Cult of Personality, DeSantis would have to have a personality himself. Instead he comes off like a damp towel. I hope 2024 is the worst year of his life. He deserves it.

There's been this overplayed, barely-a-kernel-of-truth media narrative that this beady-eyed jackboot is "the smart one," but if DeSantis had some ace card up his sleeve, the time has already come and gone to play it. Last summer, Gov. Puddin-tips was routinely beating Trump in GOP polls and now he's down 20 points. "The smart one" doesn't have anything up his sleeve. Whatever. Biden will have an easier time with Donnie than Ronnie. I look forward to an eventful 2024.