Sunday, December 19, 2010

Gays in the Military: Cue the Wrong-wing Freakout in 3-2-FUN!!!!

I told you in my very last post that this was going to be fun! (It's near the bottom.) And here comes the Wrong-Wing Freakout over the end of Don't Ask Don't Tell!

Benedict Arnold Republicans Destroy Military and our National Security

From those Fun-Loving GOoPers at the American Family Association's "Rightly Concerned"

By Bryan Fischer

We are now stuck with sexual deviants serving openly in the U.S. military because of turncoat Republican senators. (Dictionary definition of “deviant”: “departing from usual or accepted standards, esp. in social or sexual behavior.” “Deviant” is not name calling, it is truth-telling.) . . . .
Yep, it took this asshole all of one sentence to make it clear that he believes that homosexuals are "deviants," and to quote the dictionary to back up this claim. But it gets better. Did you know that other nations allow gays in their militaries specifically because they are planning on having the USA bail them out?
The armies of other nations have allowed gays to serve openly in the military. The reason they could afford to do this is simple: they could allow homosexuals to serve in their military because we didn’t allow them to serve in ours.

They knew they could count on the strength, might, power, and cohesion of the U.S. military to intervene whenever and wherever necessary to pull their fannies out of the fire and squash the forces of tyranny wherever they raised their ugly heads around the world.

Those days are now gone. We will no longer be able to bail out these other emasculated armies because ours will now be feminized and neutered beyond repair, and there is no one left to bail us out. We have been permanently weakened as a military and as a nation by these misguided and treasonous Republican senators, and the world is now a more dangerous place for us all. . . .
Wow. Our army will be feminized and neutered beyond repair? Jeepers too bad, eh? Our macho-beyond-belief military was so masculine that having gay people in it will actually destroy it forever. So I guess having a Harley-ridin butch lesbian serve in the military will feminize it? Go figure.

But it gets better. Our nation is apparently DOOOOOOOOOOOOMED!!!
This isn’t a game, and the military should never be used, as is now being done, for massive social re-engineering. The new Marine motto: “The Few, the Proud, the Sexually Twisted.” Good luck selling that to strong young males who would otherwise love to defend their country. What virile young man wants to serve in a military like that?

If the president and the Democrats wanted to purposely weaken and eventually destroy the United States of America, they could not have picked a more efficient strategy to make it happen.

Rarely can you point to a moment in time when a nation consigned itself to the scrap heap of history. Today, when the Senate normalized sexual perversion in the military, was that moment for the United States. If historians want a fixed marker pointing to the instant the United States sealed its own demise, they just found it.
It won’t happen overnight, but happen it will.
Strong young males? Virile, young men? Who talks like that? Methinks this prick, Bryan Fischer, doth protest too much.

And seriously, this is "the instant the United States sealed its own demise?"

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!! Uh yeah, the Bush-engineered bank bailout was more what I was thinking, but if you want to push it a year or two and blame the gays in the military, sure I guess we can quibble.

You know, I just knew that if I hunted down a picture of this asshole it would be hilarious. And guess what? It was:

Who is this asshole? Ned Flanders's gay uncle? What a douchebag. Gotta love the macho-macho perfectly coiffed white hair and Christmasy sweater. Nothing says "No I most certainly am NOT gay. I'm not gay I'm not gay damnit!" than a look like that, and lots of kvetching about "virile young males."

Too funny!

1 comment:

John Stoner said...

That is some funny shit. Isn't it funny how so many of these homophobes are being outed? They're the people for whom the phrase 'Methinks thee dost protest too much' was coined. MTDPTM?

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