Downtown Dave presents The Speakeasy Cabaret

THREE QUESTIONS:

1) Do you like to soak your feet in warm buckets of joy and laughter?

2) Do you lavish in the thrill of smothering yourself with gobs of congealed happiness?

3) And are you gonna be at Lakes of Fire?

If the answer to Question #3 is yes; AND if the answer to at least one of the first two questions is anything other than an emphatic no; then you really need to take yourself to the Firetown Stage at 6:45 on Friday, at Lakes of Fire.

That's where Downtown Dave & his Friends from the Speakeasy Cabaret will be spooning out heaping helpings of emulsified smiles and sugar-sauce all over your sweet asses.

And honey, it's gonna be glorious.