Saturday, April 11, 2009

Turdblossoms Bloom in Spring

Jesus K Riste?!?!

Project much, Turblossom?
Rove calls Biden a 'serial exaggerator' and a 'liar'

WASHINGTON (CNN) — Karl Rove fired the latest volley in the increasingly brutal war of words between Joe Biden and former Bush administration officials, calling the vice president a “serial exaggerator” and a “liar” over recent comments to CNN about former President Bush.

“He’s a serial exaggerator. If I was being unkind I’d say he’s a liar, but it is a habit he ought to drop,” Rove, who also called Biden a “blowhard,” told FOX News Thursday night.

On Tuesday, the vice president criticized his predecessor Dick Cheney's recent comments about some of the Obama administration's foreign policy decisions. He also told CNN’s Wolf Blitzer and Gloria Borger that former President Bush had described himself as a leader during a private Oval Office meeting, and Biden had replied: “Mr. President, turn and around look behind you. No one is following.”

I don't know what's more frightening, the fact that Karl Rove hasn't been locked up in a federal penitentiary, or the fact that his "opinions" on Vice-President Biden, the Obama Presidency, or anything related to the national political scene are given a global platform by the likes of CNN and Time Magazine. Like Darth Cheney, Turdblossom has reverse credibility, i.e., whatever he says can be automatically understood to be a lie, or not worthy of being believed. Sorry Karl Rove, but your thoughts on who's a 'blowhard,' or a 'serial liar,' are like a turd in my morning coffee, except less immediately relevant.

Gotta love the picture though. This picture of a sweaty, pasty-skinned, pig-faced asshole, wagging his Church-Lady finger of opprobrium while his stray hairs glisten up from his fat, bald-faced lying forehead is the perfect image of all that Herr Turdblossom represents.

Thank you Getty Images!!!!

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