An Office in DC - February 2025

INTERVIEWER: Well, don'tcha wanna get the libs?

MATT: Weh-hell yeah I wanna get em.

INTERVIEWER: Well how much do wanna get the libs?

MATT: Well, I'd say a lot. Only thing is, this whole deal with a background check and security clearance, and whatever. I uhh . . . I had some problem in the past with the. . . . look things got a little uhh, spicy with the . . .

INTERVIEWER: (chuckling to himself - cutting MAtt off) Matt Matt Matt. Weren't you . . . there? I mean on January 6th?

MATT: (far off look) I mean. Yeah, I was there.

INTERVIEWER: I heard you went into the Capitol.

MATT: Okay I was in the Capitol but only for a minute or two.

INTERVIEWER: (leans in) That's all the clearance you'll ever need with us. Welcome to the team.

MATT: Well hot damn!

INTERVIEWER: Welcome aboard, Matt! We'll get some paperwork for ya, but welcome to the FBI. You'll be co-ordinating urban response teams. The title is Mid-Atlantic Bureau Chief. How do you feel about Philly?

MATT: Hate it.

INTERVIEWER: Great. Me too. (pushes intercom, speaking into it) Send them in sure, yeah. (Door opens, enter Steve)

INTERVIEWER: (back to Matt) Lemme guess, I think you might know-

MATT: Easy Steeeeeeeeeve!!!

STEVE: Psychoooooooooo!!!